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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?