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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

96 shares on Slack this month:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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