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Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚



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