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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Seen just now on Slack:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Shared recently on Reddit:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Live now on Pinterest:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Freshly posted on X:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Going viral on Snapchat:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

24 shares on Discord this month:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Going bananas on Slack:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Seen just now on X:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Going bananas on YouTube:

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Trending via X:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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