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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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2 months ago

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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2 months ago

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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2 months ago

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36 shares on Slack this month:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

53 shares on Discord this month:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Spotted on Reddit:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Spotted on Discord:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Going viral on Instagram:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Spotted on Reddit:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Just shared via YouTube:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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