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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.