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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Spotted on Messenger:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Just shared via Threads:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Just landed via Slack:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

34 shares on Slack this month:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

94 shares on X this month:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

55 shares on Discord this month:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Just landed via WeChat:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Just landed via Messenger:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Spotted on Slack:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Shared recently on Slack:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Breaking via Slack:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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