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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.&#…

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.&#…

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Spent my money like life was short… turns out it’s more like a plot twist! 😂💸🤦‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alive, enjoy, financial, financial joke, finished, humor, joke, life, money, said, short, short life, spending, still, survival on Aug 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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