They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spent my money like life was short… turns out it’s more like a plot twist! 😂💸🤦♂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. I miss you (the money I spent). I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!