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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

For Halloween, I will be okay.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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