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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but…

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but…

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😂 "Next time my barista tells me to 'enjoy the next 24 hours,' I'm ordering my coffee with a side of panic! ☕😅🚨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, enjoy, expression, greeting, hours, humor, language, next, nice, phrase, problem, say, saying, sounds, threat, threatening, time on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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