Related funny posts 🤝
- Listen to the birds, not the news.
- My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
- You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.
- At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
- It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

