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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.
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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.
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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
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