You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room ๐๐ค๐ธ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now Iโm the bad guy for being the bad guy?” Scams used to be like โfree money!โ and now theyโre like โhello, we have a job for youโ, which seems to be a bad sign. When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad? I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.