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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

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I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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