At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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I woke up alive again.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?