Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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πŸ˜‚πŸΎ "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ“Ί"