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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.