Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.