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Funny absent father quotes - Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"

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