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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

68 shares on X this month:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

54 shares on Slack this month:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

29 shares on Instagram this month:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

82 shares on Threads this month:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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I was dropped as an adult.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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