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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Just landed via Facebook:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Seen just now on Slack:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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Funny ache quotes bring a hilarious twist to those everyday pains and struggles we all face 🤕😂. Whether it’s muscle soreness, heartaches, or just the ache of life’s little annoyances, these witty lines turn discomfort into laughs 😆✨. Ready to smile through the soreness? Let the giggles heal what ails you—because sometimes laughter really is the best medicine! 🎉💪

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Seen just now on Telegram:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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