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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Breaking via Telegram:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Just shared via Facebook:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Just shared via X:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Just shared via TikTok:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Just shared via Slack:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Live now on Facebook:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Just landed via Snapchat:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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48 shares on Threads this month:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

18 shares on X this month:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

48 shares on Slack this month:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Just shared via Telegram:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

Shared recently on X:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Going viral on Discord:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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