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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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