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Funny alcoholic quotes

Funny alcoholic quotes 🍻 are the perfect way to toast to good times and laughter! Whether you’re winding down after a long day or spicing up a party, these witty sayings bring a splash of humor to every sip πŸ₯‚. Ready to sip, smile, and share some clever one-liners that celebrate the lighter side of life? Let’s raise a glass to laughter and unforgettable moments! πŸŽ‰πŸΉ

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

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