Funny alcoholic quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of mystery and buzz! 🕵️‍♂️☕️ Just be sure not to spill the beans… or the booze! 🤫🍸"

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