Funny alibi quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

  Commentary:
  "Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! 🕵️‍♂️🔍😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you're an introvert, your alibi might just be your cat… who won't testify in court! 🙊🐱 #IntrovertStruggles #CatAlibiDefense

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