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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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