Commentary:
"Romance level: When your presence is so irresistible that someone's inner monologue goes from 'Oh well' to 'My God, why not?' 🌟😂 Who knew you had that effect on people?"
Tag Archives: 84 Funny attraction quotes
Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of wanting to enjoy the fun without the commitment! 🙈 Flirting is like the appetizer of relationships – deliciously tempting yet no main course in sight. 🍸 Who needs the hassle of dating when you've got charm and wit on your side, am I right? 😉 #FlirtAlert"
You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.
Commentary:
"Who says love can't be Goofy? 🤪💖 Don't let anyone rain on your parade of affection! After all, it's all about that hyuckin' and a-lovin'. 😂 #GoofyLove"
Blink if you want me!
Commentary:
"Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"
In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mastered the art of attention-stealing! 🎨😏 Who needs a gallery when you've got captivating company right in front of you? 😂 #AllEyesOnYou"
If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?
Commentary:
Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉
I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the way to someone's heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove"
Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.
Commentary:
"Proof that context is everything 😂🍿"
I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.
Commentary:
Definitely a survival instinct honed over centuries! 😂🔍💃
Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.
Commentary:
When your crush actually likes you back and you secretly wonder if they're trolling: 🕵️♀️😳👀