Funny bad behavior quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

  Commentary:
  "If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"

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