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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Spotted on WeChat:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Spotted on Reddit:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Just landed via YouTube:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Funny bad behavior quotes

Funny bad behavior quotes bring a cheeky twist to those moments when we all act a little mischievous 😈😂. Perfect for lightening the mood and embracing our playful side, these witty lines remind us that bending the rules can be downright entertaining 🎉😜. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or a clever way to justify a little trouble, get ready to smile and share some harmless fun! 😎🔥

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Share →: I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Commentary:
Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"
6 months ago
Share →: I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs to judge based on superficial criteria when you can simply judge people for their bad behavior? It's like skipping the appetizer and going straight for the main course of judgment! 🙅‍♂️🌈 Just say no to discrimination and yes to calling out bad behavior wherever you see it! 💁‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Commentary:
"If human behavior doesn't improve, I might just end up saving puppies with my spare parts 🐶🏥 Who knew the animal shelter could use a human organ donor? 🤣 #GoodDeedsGoneToTheDogs"

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Seen just now on Instagram:

How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Spreading quickly via X:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Just shared via Telegram:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Seen just now on X:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Live now on Discord:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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