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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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Live now on Messenger:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Trending via Slack:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Trending via Reddit:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Just shared via YouTube:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Going viral on Discord:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Spotted on Twitch:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

Funny bad behavior quotes

Funny bad behavior quotes bring a cheeky twist to those moments when we all act a little mischievous 😈😂. Perfect for lightening the mood and embracing our playful side, these witty lines remind us that bending the rules can be downright entertaining 🎉😜. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or a clever way to justify a little trouble, get ready to smile and share some harmless fun! 😎🔥

New funny bad behavior quotes 👇

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

5 hours ago

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

1 week ago

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

2 weeks ago

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

3 months ago

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51 shares on YouTube this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Trending via Threads:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Going viral on Messenger:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Just shared via Pinterest:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Shared recently on Slack:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Trending via Instagram:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Spotted on Instagram:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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