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Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Breaking via Instagram:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Live now on WeChat:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Making waves on X:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Live now on Pinterest:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Going viral on Slack:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Just landed via Discord:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Just shared via Messenger:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Freshly posted on Slack:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Live now on Facebook:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Just shared via Facebook:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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