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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Just shared via Discord:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Breaking via X:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Going viral on Threads:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Just landed via X:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Just landed via Discord:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Just landed via Twitch:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Making waves on Slack:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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