Funny breast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… 🍼😆 Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! 🥛😂 Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🤣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention

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