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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Going viral on Twitch:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Making waves on Discord:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Trending via YouTube:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Shared recently on YouTube:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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73 shares on Telegram this month:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

29 shares on Telegram this month:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

27 shares on Threads this month:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Breaking via Slack:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Going viral on Discord:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Just shared via Twitch:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Just shared via X:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Trending via Telegram:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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