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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Reddit:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Spotted on Discord:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Just shared via Slack:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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98 shares on Discord this month:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

32 shares on Discord this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Spotted on TikTok:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Trending via X:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Freshly posted on X:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Spotted on Telegram:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Shared recently on Slack:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Seen just now on Slack:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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