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Sure, I'll pick up your call, but my face might still be in sleep mode! 😴📞👀
237 Funny call quotes
He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.
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Gorgeous vibes detected! Stand back, I'm blinding in beauty level 1000! 😎✨💅
When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’
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Can you repeat that? I think my hearing aid called you 📞🤔😂🔊
Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.
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"Why answer when you can become a private investigator? 📞🔍🤣"
This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.
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Looks like we're using carrier pigeons next time! 📞🕊️📬
Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.
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"Next step: adding 'song counselor' to my resume so I can congratulate artists on their masterpieces personally! 🎶☎️😂"
Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.
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Feeling like a broken printer—out of paper but still pushing buttons 😂🖨️