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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

55 shares on Slack this month:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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Making waves on Facebook:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Going viral on Reddit:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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