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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,797

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Seen just now on Facebook:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Trending via YouTube:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Making waves on Facebook:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Trending via Snapchat:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

Trending via Slack:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Trending via Snapchat:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Trending via Threads:

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

Making waves on TikTok:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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96 shares on Reddit this month:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

You wish you had this many chins.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,987

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Seen just now on X:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Trending via Reddit:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Making waves on Messenger:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Going viral on Instagram:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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