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Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Just shared via Threads:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Live now on Facebook:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Breaking via Twitch:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Trending via Slack:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Spotted on X:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Spotted on Facebook:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Making waves on Twitch:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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51 shares on Telegram this month:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Trending via X:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Broadcasted on Threads:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Trending via Discord:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Breaking via Facebook:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Making waves on Facebook:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Making waves on X:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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