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Love triangles are so last year; now it's more like a love hexagon! 🤔🔍❤️
23 Funny cheating quotes
Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.
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Sounds like an advanced relationship skills class! 😂💍❤️🔥
Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?
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When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪
Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.
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Who knew witches could multitask like this? Guess I'll stick to spells and leave the drama to the pros! 🧙♀️💔😅
Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?
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Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.
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"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔"
Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
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"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.
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"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
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Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the
Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.
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"Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"