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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Reported on Facebook:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Well, well, if pronouns were to define our relationships, we'd be navigating the dictionary to keep up! 🤣🐥 Time to update the vernacular to capture all the sides of life!

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Making waves on Facebook:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Just shared via X:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Seen just now on Twitch:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Making waves on Instagram:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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