Funny cold weather quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Winter, your free trial has ended and I am not interested in signing up for a full season subscription. Thank you, next! ❄️🚫 #WinterCancellation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of winter – coffee by day, darkness by night. It's like a never-ending battle between caffeine and the sun ☕🌚 Better stock up on those energy drinks, because winter is coming!"

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