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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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