Commentary:
Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects ๐๐งธ Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! ๐คช๐ฃ๏ธ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen
199 Funny comfort quotes
Eatัng ัn bed ัs much better. Everythัngโs a napkัn.
Commentary:
"Eating in bed is truly the ultimate experience! No need to worry about spills when everything is a napkin ๐ด๐๏ธ #LazyLuxury"
Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.
Commentary:
"Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. ๐๐๐ฆ Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! ๐๐ง"
I only like when it rains when I’m home.
Commentary:
Rainy days: nature's way of making staying in bed a valid lifestyle choice! โ๏ธ๐๐ด
Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.
Commentary:
Why do I feel like my soulmate is a burger with really strong arms? ๐๐ช๐
Thatโs me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.
Commentary:
"Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar โ living life on the edge! ๐ซ๐ฅ #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"
This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? ๐ณ๐ Retail therapy, anyone? ๐
#ShoppingHeals"
The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'guest room mattress curse' strikes again! It's like they're on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. ๐๐ค #GuestRoomStruggles"
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
Commentary:
Isn't chocolate just the best therapist you never knew you needed? ๐ซ๐ค It's like a delicious magical being that never judges, just melts in your mouth and makes everything better! ๐โจ Who needs existential questions when you've got chocolate on your side? ๐โ๏ธ
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
Commentary:
"Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค #NoJudgmentZone"