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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Trending via Telegram:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Reported on Messenger:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Going viral on YouTube:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Just shared via X:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Making waves on Threads:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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Going viral on YouTube:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Shared recently on X:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Spotted on WeChat:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Just shared via TikTok:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Making waves on Reddit:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Just shared via Instagram:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Spotted on TikTok:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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