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Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Trending via Threads:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Making waves on Threads:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Spotted on WeChat:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Breaking via Reddit:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Trending via TikTok:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Going viral on Discord:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Spreading quickly via X:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Just landed via YouTube:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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