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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Trending via Facebook:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Freshly posted on X:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Just shared via Reddit:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Making waves on Twitch:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Trending via Messenger:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Trending via Slack:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Just shared via Facebook:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Making waves on Threads:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Going viral on YouTube:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Spotted on Reddit:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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