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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Going viral on WeChat:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Trending via Facebook:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Trending via Messenger:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Just shared via YouTube:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Just landed via Reddit:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Making waves on X:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Going viral on Threads:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Shared recently on Twitch:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Just landed via Instagram:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Just landed via YouTube:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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