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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Funny declaration quotes bring a burst of laughter 🎉 and boldness 💥 to any occasion! Whether you’re making a cheeky announcement or just want to lighten the mood 😂, these witty words turn serious statements into unforgettable moments. Ready to declare your truth with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilariously clever lines that speak louder than words 😎✨!

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Live now on Twitch:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Breaking via Reddit:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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