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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Just shared via Reddit:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Making waves on Slack:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Spotted on Reddit:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Breaking via Facebook:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Just landed via Reddit:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Just landed via Reddit:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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Funny declaration quotes

Funny declaration quotes bring a burst of laughter 🎉 and boldness 💥 to any occasion! Whether you’re making a cheeky announcement or just want to lighten the mood 😂, these witty words turn serious statements into unforgettable moments. Ready to declare your truth with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilariously clever lines that speak louder than words 😎✨!

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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91 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Shared recently on X:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Going viral on Discord:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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