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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Just shared via Instagram:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Just landed via Telegram:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine being social on social media.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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