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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Trending via Messenger:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Shared recently on Threads:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Just shared via TikTok:

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Trending via Twitch:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Just landed via Slack:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Just shared via YouTube:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Making waves on X:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Share →: Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Reported on Twitch:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Making waves on Slack:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Making waves on Threads:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Shared recently on Slack:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Just landed via Slack:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Spotted on TikTok:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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