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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Just landed via Twitch:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Going viral on YouTube:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Trending via TikTok:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Breaking via Telegram:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Just landed via Reddit:

Never trust a wet fart.

Making waves on Slack:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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75 shares on Twitch this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

92 shares on Slack this month:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Breaking via Instagram:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Making waves on Instagram:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Just landed via X:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Making waves on Twitch:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Live now on TikTok:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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