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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Spotted on YouTube:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Spotted on Threads:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Spotted on Discord:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Breaking via Telegram:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Going viral on Slack:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Trending via TikTok:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

37 shares on Twitch this month:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

41 shares on Telegram this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

42 shares on Discord this month:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

87 shares on Threads this month:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Going viral on Snapchat:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Spotted on Slack:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Spotted on Telegram:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Spotted on Facebook:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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