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Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Making waves on Slack:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Trending via Reddit:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Making waves on Threads:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Making waves on WeChat:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Seen just now on X:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Breaking via Twitch:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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90 shares on Twitch this month:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

10 shares on X this month:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

73 shares on Threads this month:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

I put the hot in psychotic.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Making waves on YouTube:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Just landed via YouTube:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Making waves on Instagram:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Just landed via Twitch:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Shared recently on Discord:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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