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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going viral on Slack:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Making waves on Pinterest:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Going viral on TikTok:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Trending via Slack:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Just shared via Pinterest:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Live now on Pinterest:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Going viral on YouTube:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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57 shares on Telegram this month:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

60 shares on Telegram this month:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,372

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Shared recently on Telegram:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Making waves on Threads:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Trending via YouTube:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Trending via Pinterest:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Making waves on Reddit:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

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