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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Going viral on Facebook:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Just shared via Slack:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Live now on Reddit:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Trending via Facebook:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Making waves on Messenger:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Spotted on Discord:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Just shared via YouTube:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Going viral on Messenger:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Just shared via WeChat:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Spotted on Messenger:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Spotted on Reddit:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Trending via WeChat:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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