Funny diplomacy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, diplomacy at its finest – where a one-way ticket to the fiery pits is disguised as a grand adventure! 🌋✉️ Bon voyage, dear friend! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: World peace achieved through the power of a perfectly timed selfie 🤳🌍 Who knew a fierce expression and a catchy caption could solve everything? If only the leaders of the world had known this secret sooner! #PeaceLoveAndSelfies 😂✌️"

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