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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Spotted on Discord:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Just landed via Messenger:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Breaking via Messenger:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Making waves on Messenger:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Just shared via Facebook:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Going viral on X:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Spotted on Instagram:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Live now on Discord:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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