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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Just shared via Twitch:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Making waves on WeChat:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Spotted on Discord:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Trending via Facebook:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Just landed via Slack:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Going bananas on Slack:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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105 shares on LinkedIn this month.
Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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5 months ago

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20 shares on Snapchat this month.

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20 shares on Facebook this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

60 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Spotted on Discord:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Spotted on Slack:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Trending via Messenger:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Going bananas on Facebook:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Breaking via Twitch:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Going viral on Threads:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Going bananas on TikTok:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Live now on X:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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