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Commentary:
"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"
23 Funny DM quotes
You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.
Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"
Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.
Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊♀️💌"
A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.
Commentary:
Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer
Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.
Commentary:
"Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"
You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.
You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?
Commentary:
🤣💬 "Looks like someone's sliding into DMs while I'm warming the bedsheets! Maybe you should bring your own heated blanket next time! 😜🔥 #ChillInMyDMsWarmInMyBed"
No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.
Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"
DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.
Commentary:
"Swiping through those DMs feels like a trip to the lost and found 🤷♀️🤦♂️ Maybe they need a 'User Manual for Understanding Awesome Women' 😆📖 #LostInTranslation"
Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.
Commentary:
"Sorry, folks, if you're sliding into my DMs to snag a date, you might be aiming a bit too high! 🎯 Who am I to deprive you of lower standards? 🙈😂 #DeserveLessDesireBest"