Commentary:
Sounds about right! Both fix engines, but one gets a stethoscope instead of a wrench! 😂🩺🔧
69 Funny doctor quotes
I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.
Commentary:
Trading in cruise ships for X-rays and MRI scans! ✈️➡️🩻👴😂
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?
Commentary:
Dr. Pepper: doing more than quenching thirst, possibly inspecting the fizz! 🤔🩺😂
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.
Commentary:
"When the doc hits you with the 'OMg' moment! 😂✨ #MagnesiumDrama #PunnyProblems"
Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.
Commentary:
"When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.
Commentary:
"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨⚕️🤣"
One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.
Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"