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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Facebook:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Going viral on Telegram:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Breaking via TikTok:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Trending via X:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Trending via WeChat:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

89 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,529

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

May the algorithms be with you.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Just landed via Instagram:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Making waves on Reddit:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Breaking via Facebook:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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