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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Trending via Twitch:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Trending via Instagram:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Just shared via Messenger:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Trending via Facebook:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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66 shares on Telegram this month:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

24 shares on X this month:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

At least life has music.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Just landed via TikTok:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Just landed via Instagram:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Just shared via TikTok:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Just landed via Slack:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Going viral on Facebook:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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