Funny dressing quotes

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  13 hours ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

  Commentary:
  "Living in organized chaos: where my closet goes in and never comes out! 😂🧩🚪 #FashionExplosion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

  Commentary:
  "Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

  Commentary:
  🤠 Howdy there partners! 🌵 Wrangle up some laughs with this wild west fashion insight: cowboy outfits should definitely be called ranch dressing! 🐮👢 Spice up your style with a side of humor and a dollop of creativity! Yeehaw! 🤣🤠

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

  Commentary:
  "Dressing to impress the couch, runway ready in my finest sweatpants! 💁‍♂️💃 Who says you can't be both trendy and comfortable? #SweatpantsModelGoals"

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