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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Spotted on YouTube:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Making waves on Discord:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Making waves on Instagram:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Just landed via Telegram:

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

Spotted on Threads:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Just shared via Twitch:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Twitch this month:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

82 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I must retire to my chambers about this.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,638

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Breaking via YouTube:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Just shared via Instagram:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Seen just now on Reddit:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Just landed via WeChat:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Spotted on Instagram:

They expect me to work at work.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Breaking via Pinterest:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Seen just now on Reddit:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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